Triumph! I am offensive!

I think somebody bought my Kindle short story, "Snuffed," and returned it.

Yeah. RETURNED it. I wonder why...

I mean, it's only about a girl who can't be killed who starts doing hard-core snuff porn in order to make a living. What could possibly be offensive about that?

And yes, yes...I know there's an unkillable cheerleader on "Heroes," but c'mon, does anybody even watch that show anymore? It lost me after the second season. Actually, it lost me after the first episode of the second season. But I digress...

I'm just tickled purple that I might have written something offensive. Gosh. Who'da thunk it.